Spice Up Your Life! » Funny http://www.peppersoriano.com Pepper Soriano's blog about everything Sat, 13 Aug 2011 15:36:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 HARRY and Kate Wedding Souvenir http://www.peppersoriano.com/2011/03/22/harry-and-kate-wedding-souvenir/ http://www.peppersoriano.com/2011/03/22/harry-and-kate-wedding-souvenir/#comments Tue, 22 Mar 2011 08:12:09 +0000 pepper http://www.peppersoriano.com/?p=415

A Chinese company would be so embarrassed in printing Kate Middleton and instead of Prince William’s photo, Prince Harry’s in a mug as a royal wedding souvenir. But, I suppose this would be a lot profitable. Will the guy who laid this out wrong be fired?

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I was super surprised after hearing that Malawi’s minister of justice (secretary of justice in the Philippines) will submit a bill that will punish a person who will fart in public. He claimed that this is to promote decency, relating it to urinating in public. He also stated that one can control it and so he/ she can wait until he/ she reaches the restroom.

Why can’t they just think of laws that would be beneficial to their hungry citizens, i mean, measures that would put food on their table and stuff?!

How the hell would you be able to prove that the person beside you farted?! One should carry a glass bottle and then match its DNA?!- that is if farts have DNA, I do not know.. that is if Malawi could afford a DNA matching machine!

What punishment would you give to the person who farted?! imprisonment?! If so, when one farts inside the jail, would his sentence be lengthen?!

I think, they should try banning smoking first before they think of this lunatic idea! This bill is so not feasible, but let’s see.. all I am sure of is that when this law gets passed, Malawi won’t be on my travel destination list just to be safe! Hehehe!

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]]> http://www.peppersoriano.com/2009/08/14/nobody/feed/ 3 Ouch! http://www.peppersoriano.com/2009/03/24/ouch/ http://www.peppersoriano.com/2009/03/24/ouch/#comments Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:30:00 +0000 pepper http://www.peppersoriano.com/?p=47 I assume the mechanics of this game is that you should finish a tongue twister and the guys’ “treasures” won’t be smashed.

Haha! Funny but kinda cruel! I mean, I can imagine how excruciating that experience could be! It takes a lot of concentration for you to finish a tongue twister. More so if you are pressured- you facing a “banger” that will hit you in the crotch if you get it wrong!

Is that courage? Or simple stupidity?! Hehehe..

]]> http://www.peppersoriano.com/2009/03/24/ouch/feed/ 0 Beyonce and Justin Timberlake’s "Single Ladies" http://www.peppersoriano.com/2009/02/19/beyonce-and-justin-timberlakes-single-ladies/ http://www.peppersoriano.com/2009/02/19/beyonce-and-justin-timberlakes-single-ladies/#comments Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:14:00 +0000 pepper http://www.peppersoriano.com/?p=39 I applaud Justin Timberlake for not being scared of doing stuff like this. He also made me laugh in the movie Love Guru with Mike Myers. He wasn’t scared to where swimming trunks and act dumb. Now he is wearing leotards and high hills! Maybe he is that confident of himself to pull these off.


]]> http://www.peppersoriano.com/2009/02/19/beyonce-and-justin-timberlakes-single-ladies/feed/ 0 The Case of a Curious Horse http://www.peppersoriano.com/2009/02/07/the-case-of-a-curious-horse/ http://www.peppersoriano.com/2009/02/07/the-case-of-a-curious-horse/#comments Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:06:00 +0000 pepper http://www.peppersoriano.com/?p=37 Gracie, a female horse was curios of what is inside a hole in a tree. Unfortunately, her head got stuck on the fork of that tree trunk! She got tired and just sat, an unusual postilion for a horse.

Someone heard her whinnying. Good thing that person chainsawed her out of it. She got no major injuries. Don’t think she’ll go near that tree again! Hehehe! If it happened to me I’d die of humiliation!

The lesson of the story: never be over curios!! Be curios but safe!

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